All About Aniyah

Check out my show!!!

2007-10-23T23:43:00.000Z

I host an online show called (erm) The Aniyah M show.

Do check it out, it's all a good laugh and that...do it!! lol

Comments

2006-12-22T13:52:00.000Z

Just a note:

I have re enabled comments on my Blog. So people can once again leave me comments here. But bear in mind any spam or nasty stuff will be removed.

Thanks

PS, I got a christmas message from Paul Marazzi today, am well happy!!

They Are Still Around.....Somewhere!

2006-12-20T08:40:00.000Z

Righty then,

I am making this post first of all to wish all who still check in on this blog a Merry Christmas and also wish you a Happy New Year. Like last year I can only hope that the year to come is better than this one. I will be completely honest and say that this year all things considered has been totally shite.

I want to say that my long standing fandoms still remain solid. I'm still totally into Shakira for example. I urge you to check out the following sites www.shakiramedia.com and the official www.shakira.com

Next I have to say I was excited this morning while browsing the net in a typically insomnia induced fashion. I happily stumbled across some websites which confirm that they lovely Ben Adams, Mark Read, Paul Marazzi and Christian Ingebrigtsen are still out there, somewhere.

They all continue to work in the music industry in some form or another.

Paul Marazzi is now in a band called Snagsby their website address is www.snagsby.co.uk and they also have a My Space at www.myspace.com/paulmarazzimusic

Next we move on to Ben who is writing for other artists and working on an album right now. The album is planned on being called "It's Brutal Out There" I think.

www.benadams.uk.com & www.myspace.com/benadamsuk

Mark Read is also working on an album. To hear what he's got to offer check out his My Space at the following address www.myspace.com/markreadmusic

Last but not least we have Christian who is enjoying a successful career in Europe and has just released his 2nd album. This one is a special Christmas album which was released in November and has already gone Gold, check him out at his official website www.christiansofficial.com

Until next time I get off my arse and update this Blog. I wish you all a Merry Christmas once more.

Hope you all get lots of lovely pressies and make sure you get really frigging drunk. I am not allowed to drink at the moment so please make sure you all do your far share on my behalf....love ya lots.

Your girl Aniyah xxx

Just a question really...

2006-11-27T20:54:00.000Z

I just wanted to ask the world this one question. As I'm seriously at the end of my tether right now.

The question is:

How can the human race of gone through millions of years of complex evolution. Just to end up being the dumbest creature walking this planet?

I really, wholeheartedly despise of human nature I really do. But don't mind me lately I'm just a perpetual state of negativity and cynicism. Which ironically probably makes me a part of the very problem I'm complaining about.

Ahhh. I don't know. Life, it's a bitch ain't it.

New Pics

2006-09-30T17:32:00.000Z

Some pictures from the other day of me before and after going out on a boat trip.

I'm bored so....

2006-09-30T17:20:00.000Z

I'm really bored and am a little hung over. I got drunk last night for the first time in months and now I'm knackered and don't wanna do anything but sit on my arse.

So to keep myself entertained I have been sat doing online surveys and here are the results.

80 Things You Might Not Know About Me

Whats your middle name?	I dont have one I have a double barreled first name
How big is your bed?	Its a double
What are you listening to right now?	The Simpsons on telly
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?	4119 I think I dont even know
What was the last thing you ate?	sugar free candy
Last person you hugged?	Chris
How is the weather right now?	Cold just the way I like it
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?	My Mother
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex?	Nice eyes/smile
Favorite type of Food.	Cantonise
Do you want children?	Yes
Do you drink?	I try not to
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?	Yeah
Hair color?	Brown
Eye colour?	Brown
Do you wear contacts/glasses?	Glasses
Favorite holiday?	Dont have one
Favorite Season?	Winter
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?	Yeah
Last Movie you Watched?	Transamerica
What books are you reading?	Bill Hicks life story
Piercings?	9 of them I think
Favorite Movie?	Emma
Favorite college football Team?	Hate sport
What were you doing before filling this out?	Turning on the lights
Any pets?	2 Cats
Dogs or cats?	Cats!
Favorite Flower?	Dont have one
Have you ever loved someone?	Like been in love.. no have I loved..yes
Who would you like to see right now?	Michael Jackson
Have you ever fired a gun?	Hell no!!
Do you like to travel by plane?	Yeah
Right-handed or Left-handed?	Leftie
If you could go to any place right now where would you go?	Outter space
Are you missing someone?	My Mum
Do you have a tattoo?	2
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?	No
Are you hiding something from someone?	I dont think so
ARE YOU 18?	No I am 22
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?	a glittery pink playboy bunny
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?	No
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING?	I need coffee
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?	phone, remote, bottle of water, light
GRILLED OR FRIED?	Grilled
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?	Everything I am
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?	Not really
FAVORITE HANGOUT?	My bedroom
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?	Air, food and my Mum
FAVORITE SONG?	Dont have one
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?	Spiders, old age
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?	Giver
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?	Ams, Trouble, Musey
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME?	Dont know I hate him
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME?	Margaret
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING?	Michael Jackson
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?	Dont have one
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER?	3G
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?	My cats
Whats your favorite color?	Pink
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU?	Make up, phone keys etc
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?	Pop star
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11?	Nothing
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt?	white with playboy bunnys on it
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?	Not a lot if I get get away with it
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One Word
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD!!! NO EXPLANATIONS.
Yourself:	Complex
Your Lover:	Confusing
Your Hair:	Annoying
Your Mother:	Wonderful
Your Father:	Asshole
Your Favorite Item:	Playboy
Your Dream Last Night:	None
Your Favorite Drink:	Water
Your Dream Home:	Modern
The Room You Are In:	Bedroom
Your Pets:	Cats
What You Are Now:	Tired
Who You Want to be in Ten Years:	Famous
What You Want to be in Ten Years:	Happy
What You're Not:	Happy
Your Best Friend:	Far
One of Your Wishlist Items:	Beetle
Your Gender:	Female
The Last Thing You Did:	Type
What You Are Wearing:	PJs
Your Favorite Weather:	Cool
Your Favorite Book:	Insightful
The Last Thing You Ate:	Veggie
Your Life:	Dramatic
Your Mood:	Yoyo
Favorite article of clothing:	PJs
Favorite color:	Pink
School:	Regret
Song:	Escape
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*Survey About Yourself*
About You
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	5 feet 5 inches
Favorite Color:	Pink
Screen Name:	Pink Playmate
Favorite Band:	A1
Favorite Movie:	Emma
Favorite Show:	South Park, Simpsons etc
Your Car:	I want a Beetle. But I dont drive
Your Hometown:	Down in Devon
Your Present Town:	Down in Devon
Your Crushes First Name:	Michael
Your Grade:	Not in school anymore
Your Style:	Trendy in my own way
Have You Ever
Sat on your rooftop?:	Not mine but yes
Kissed someone in the rain?:	Yes
Danced in a public place?:	Yes
Smiled for no reason?:	Yes
Laughed so hard you cried?:	Yes
Peed your pants after age 8?:	No
Written a song?:	Yes many
Sang to someone for no reason?:	I do karaoke if that counts
Performed on a stage?:	Many times
Talked to someone you don't know?:	Yeah
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?:	Not really
Made out in a theatre?:	Not yet
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?:	Yes
Been in love?:	Nope
Who was the last person to
Say HI to you?:	My Mother
Tell you, I love you?:	My Mother
Kiss you?:	This guy I know
Hug you?:	This guy I know
Tell you BYE?:	My Mother
Write you a note?:	Someone from work
Take your photo?:	A work mate on a night out
Call your cell phone?:	A work mate
Buy you something?:	My Mother
Go with you to the movies?:	My mother and I like going together, it..'s fun.
Sing to you?:	I dont know
Write a poem about you?:	Dont thin anyone ever has
Text message you?:	This guy I know
Touch you?:	LOL this guy I know
What's the last
Time you laughed?:	Knowing me not long ago
Time you cried?:	Last night (29/09/06)
Movie you watched?:	Transamerica (29/09/06)
Joke you told?:	Cant remember
Song you've sang?:	Shakira - Dont Bother
Time you've looked at the clock?:	All friggin day while at work
Drink you've had?:	I had water just now
Number you've dialed?:	A cab to get home
Book you've read?:	Bill Hicks - Agent of Evolution
Food you've eaten?:	A sugar free toffee
Flavor of gum chewed?:	Mint
Shoes you've worn?:	Black ankle boots
Store you've been in?:	Jewellery place called Pink
Thing you've said?:	I told my Mum I..'m staying in tonight when she called
Can You
Write with both hands?:	Yeah but not well
Whistle?:	Yeah
Blow a bubble?:	Yep
Roll your tounge in a circle?:	Yes I can
Cross your eyes?:	I dont know probably
Touch your tounge to your nose?:	Nope
Dance?:	Yes
Gleek?:	Gleek?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?:	I have done
Speak a different language?:	I want to
Impersonate someone?:	Not well but probably
Prank call people?:	No thats mean
Make a card pyramid?:	No I get flustered
Cook anything?:	I can just about make a roast dinner
Finish The Line
If i were a ...:	famous singer/writer I would be very happy
I wish ...:	There were no hate or igorance in the world
So many people don't know that ...:	I smoke, when they find out for some reason they are always shocked
I am ...:	Strange hopefully in a good way and sensitive.
My heart is ...:	Always broken
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Every Day Hot & Sunny...

2006-07-29T18:24:00.001Z

Just thought I would share some new pictures with you all.

Update:

Well I'm back at work after having 2 weeks off on holiday. I spent my time off visiting my friend Jane in the North East. I also shopped...a lot. I've bought a ton of new playboy bunny stuff, purse, hand bag, stationary etc. I've also bought a lot of Bill Hicks stuff, too. As well as a few Cd's and DVDs, make up, clothes. I've had my bedroom redecorated, again. I've re papered my focal wall with some super cute pink wallpaper with pink hearts on it. I've also had the coving put up at last. So my room is looking real cute and extremely girlie, just the way I like it.

The kitchen has been redecorated as well. It used to be blue and yellow and now it's cream and ...you guessed it...PINK!!! It looks absolutely fantastic in there and I now enjoy spending time in the kitchen because it is modern and girlie instead of all blue and yucky hehe.

I've added some highlighted in my hair, had my nails done. Oh and I've finally got around to opening up a Savings Account. So now I can put some money away rather than just spend it all.

Just wanted to say that to anyone out there who hasn't already bought a copy, make sure you pick up Katie Price's novel Angel. It's a really good book. While on the subject of books I'd like to recommend Bill Hicks Love All The People as well I've been reading and watching a lot of Bill Hicks stuff recently and I have to say that the man was a genius. He was so intelligent, witty and not afraid to speak a truth most people are scared to hear. The fact he died so young is tragic. I mean the world could use someone like him right about now. Someone whom challenges the brain washed media influenced idea's the average person believes. Because they're either too ignorant or too lazy to go out and find the facts.

Big up to Bill Hicks, who by the way I think was rather sexy. I love intelligent men.

It's raining today and you know what I'm actually glad that it is. I am getting so fed up with it being hot and sticky all day every day. I mean what's the big deal with people loving hot weather. It's not that brilliant, it just makes you all hot and bothered and well.....cooked.
I much prefer the cooler weather as I would much rather have to wrap up warm and be all cozy. Then be stuck in constant heat arghh it's horrible.

Um, can't really think of much else right now. But I'll update again in the near future. You know by now that when it comes to keeping this thing up to date I'm a bit useless lol.

Here are the new(ish) pictures.

Until next time peace and love to ya all.

Back Soon

2006-07-05T18:28:00.001Z

Hi, I know I've been away for a while and haven't updated in months, so sorry about that!

Just want anyone who is still reading this rarely refreshed blog know that I will try to get it back on track very soon.

I am away to Darlington tomorrow morning to visit my best friend Jane.

I also just celebrated my 22nd Birthday on the 3rd July (getting old aren't I lol) But I will be back soon with some updates from the world of Aniyah and any plugging or ranting I feel necessary to post up.

Until then my lovelies.... be cool.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM!!

2006-03-18T19:14:00.000Z

This entry is dedicated to my wonderful Mother. An amazing woman who is funny, intelligent, giving and has the biggest warmest heart you could ever know.
I feel blessed to be the Daughter of such an incredible person.

I love you Mum more than any words could ever express.

Happy Birthday to the best Mother in the whole Universe and thank you God for making her mine!

xxxxxxxx

(just because we both adore cute lil kitties hehe)

Until next time everyone,

Hugs,

Anne x

H'mmmm

2006-03-03T17:22:00.001Z

This is just a very quick post to announce that I have decided that from forth hence this day shall be and always shall be International Ryan Reynolds Day.

LOL, just joking. But I do wanna make a little tribute to my new favourtie eye candy.

Ryan, you are officially deliciously sexy and gorgeous as decided by me (and any other female with a pair of eyes and a dose of good taste)

Just to update you a little on moi. I have finally managed to convince my Mother to decorate the kitchen with a pink theme (yay me!!) So in the very near future the kitchen will be just as any girlie girl could dream of.

I've bought several DVD's all featuring either Ryan Reynolds or Kate Winslet.

I've got myself some new ceramic hair straigheners, a new hair dryer, make up, epilator. You know all those things us girlie girls need to feel pretty and pampered. It's just been a case of serious rest and serious retail therapy for me lately because I've been so unwell for so long and thought I deserved to treat myself....for the millionth time ahem

I can't really think of much else right now...really tired as once again I got no sleep last night *sigh* But I will update again when I have more news for you lovely people.

Until then bye for now!

Cancelled.

2006-02-14T18:15:00.000Z

As you all know I previously posted up an entry prompting Katie Price's new book, calendar, etc.

I also mentioned her booking signing tour and posted the times and places of each booking signing event. However I am sorry to say but Kate isn't well and the remainder of the signings have been cancelled until further notice.

This is the short statement posted on her official website.

Due to ill health, remaining last few signings have been cancelled, and are we
are due the revised dates for Ireland, Birmingham, Manchester, Watford and
Worthing - apologies for inconvenience

I hope Katie is feeling alot better soon. But in the mean time I'm sure she is needing plenty of rest and tender loving care. All of which can be provided by her wonderful husband Peter Andre.

Bye for now.

New Pix...and an update!

2006-02-14T03:06:00.001Z

Hi!

I am giving ya'll a bit of an update...you lucky devils.

OK as I said I was going to tell you all about my Christmas. But as it was so long ago I don't really remember much other than having to work on Boxing Day and getting alot of pink, playboy things...oh I also got a really cool new Stereo system.

I have gotten myself a new phone as well so now I have two mobiles on the go at the same time. A really funky pink flip phone LG U880 Muse I think it's called, plus my Nokia.

At this point may I just point out that it's like 3 o'clock in the bloody morning right now and I can't sleep, even though I didn't sleep at all last night, shocking.

Anyways,

I finally got around to watching The Amityville Horror with Ryan Reynolds (umm Ryan...sexy!) I really enjoyed it, not as scary as I thought it would be. But still had it's moments. I also saw Blade: Trinity the other day as well...just to see Ryan all buff.
The redecoration of my bedroom is coming along nicely it really is a Pink Palace in here now the ultimate girlie girls room - I love it.
While on the subject of girlie things, I had my overlays done on my toes the other day so my feet are looking really posh again now. I really want to change my hair back to a lighter shade of brown. But everyone seems to prefer it the colour it is now, so I'm keeping it as it is - for now at least.

*sips tea*

On a bit of a downer..I've not been well lately. Have been off work for a few weeks as a result trying to recharge my batteries and basically sort my head out as I've been all over the place emotionally. Hopefully things will improve soon cos I'm quite frankly sick of this shit!

At this point I would like to recommend a song to all of you who read this Blog.

Pete Yorn - On Your Side, please do check it out, its a beautiful soft rock acoustic ballad and I'm totally in love with it. I must thank Yahoo Radio for my discovery of this song. Because it randomly played it on My Station a few weeks ago.

Oh by the way might as well tell you all that I want a Kitten. I don't know why but I really want another Cat lately. I already have two my wonderful little boy Muffet and my sweet little girl Tinkerbell. I don't know Cat's are the cutest things ever, and with me being the girlie girl I am it's nice to have cute things around me.

Anyway people I'm finally starting to feel tired so I think I'll end the updates here. But I will make more soon...or at least I'll try. Happy Valentines Day to you all, I hope it's a day filled with all the love or at least commercialised fluff your heart could desire.

Aniyah xxx

Here are the pix (ha bet you thought I'd forgotten eh!)

Bye for now

Thanks Kate!

2006-01-19T00:04:00.001Z

Hello all, just wanted to share with you the autograph I got from Katie Andre aka Jordan...I love it

Thanks Kate! xxx

Before any of you say anything, I know I am meant to be updating the blog, and I will be getting round to it very soon. I think I will be having some spare time over the weekend, but not too sure yet as have plans with friends from work. But will definitely be posting up those updates I promised in my last entry ASAP. Sorry I take bloody long to do pretty much anything. But procrastination just so happens to be a bitch, and something I am unfortunately cursed with. I would love to tell you more about my procrastinating ways, but I'll save that for another day ;-)

But I'll at least stick to one thing I said I'd be doing. Here is a brand spanking new set of pix taken a few days ago at like 2am...I'm wearing my jimmy jams lol.

Hugs from
Aniyah xx

Time to plug a product!

2006-01-07T00:52:00.001Z

Time For me to promote a product or two once again. Back in May I plugged the debut solo single for Ben Adams "Sorry". Now I'm going to give some details of some new releases and up coming merchandise from Katie Price AKA Jordan.

First of all it's the official 2006 calendar in shops everywhere now. Order yours at http://www.play.com/play247.asp?pa=srmr&page=title&r=CAL&title=667786 for free delivery.

Secondly, The Jordan Workout DVD. Also available on http://www.play.com/play247.asp?pa=srmr&page=title&r=R2&title=836637 with free delivery.

Also due out next month on the 2nd her new book "A Whole New World" pre-order the book again from http://www.play.com/play247.asp?pa=sr&page=title&r=BOOK&title=742567

(Book Review)
Following the surprise smash hit of last year, Being Jordan, comes the next instalment in the life of Katie Price, aka, Jordan, one of the most notorious celebrities in Britain today.

Piers Morgan has described her as 'The biggest driver of sales of tabloid newspapers in the country.' A top glamour model since the age of 16, she was an instant hit as a Page 3 girl, was the F1 Jordan team mascot for four years and even spent 3 weeks with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy mansion. Yet behind Jordan lies Katie - the regular girl who likes to stay at home, ride her horses and play with her children - and her husband.

This book takes up where the last ended, detailing what she really made of her jungle experiences, the truth behind the romance with Peter Andre, her excitement over their new baby, the glamour behind their fairytale wedding, and her heartbreak over the continuing medical traumas concerning her oldest son Harvey.

This book promises to be by turns funny, biting, glamorous, disarmingly honest and utterly frank. This is the one celebrity autobiography of the year that promises you the no-holds barred truth from the woman who loves to speak her mind.

Reviews for Being Jordan:

'a sort of genius has been at work ... the voice captured here has a shrill and crass authenticity commanding attention' - Observer

'reads like a cross between Fanny Hill and Bridget Jones's Diary - you can't help but warm to her' - Daily Telegraph

Katie will be doing PA's around the country shortly. Pending PA's include the following:

7th Feb 2006 Woolworths - Edinburgh
Book signing 5.00pm - 6.00pm
7th Feb 2006 Sainsburys - Glasgow, Damley
Book signing 1.00pm - 2.00pm
8th Feb 2006 Borders - Newcastle, Silverlink Retail Park
Book Signing 12.30pm - 1.30pm
10th Feb 2006 WHSmith - Gatwick Airport, North Terminal
Book signing 1.00pm - 2.00pm
10th Feb 2006 Late Late Show - DUBLIN
Interview re Book
11th Feb 2006 Eason - Dublin
Book signing (times TBC)
15th Feb 2006 WHS Manchester, Trafford Centre
Book signing 6.00pm - 7.00pm
15th Feb 2006 ASDA HOUSE - LEEDS
book signing
16th Feb 2006 Borders Birmingham, Bullring
Book signing 1.00pm - 2.00pm
16th Feb 2006 WHSmith - Watford, Harlequin Centre
Book signing 6.00pm - 7.00pm
17th Feb 2006 British Book Stock - Brighton
Book Signing (times TBC)
17th Feb 2006 Ottackers - Worthing
Book signing 5.00pm - 6.00pm

You can get your hands on this stuff autographed by Katie by logging into her official website. Where for a mere few pence extra. You can have a personally hand signed piece of Jordan merchandise. You can also join her exclusive members area for only £25.00 per year (thats only like 50p a week...bargin!)

www.jordanfanclub.co.uk

As always, I will be back soon with more updates, news, gossip or points of view. Coming shortly I will outline what I did over Christmas and be showing you my recent purchases. Also a plug for the Michael Jackson: Visionary singles collection coming up, too. There will also me a new pic or two of me and I'll no doubt have the odd rant to vent as well. All this coming soon to Itsabsolutelyanne, keep checking in for these updates and to leve a comment for me (no pointless garbage about penis enlargements or any of that shit though please) stay tuned!

Love your playgirl, Aniyah xxx

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

2005-12-26T22:32:00.001Z

Merry Christmas To All

I hope 2005 has brought you joy and good fortune and that life will continue to give you happiness for 2006. Any wishes made for the year to come I pray that you will all be blessed with their fulfilment.
For some 2005 was a heck of a bumpy ride and let's just hope that the road ahead will be much smoother!

All my love
Hugs & Kisses
Aniyah
x-x

Welcome Back Michael

2005-10-10T19:18:00.001Z

Welcome!

It is wonderful to have Michael back in the UK. He seems to be having a good time while he is here with his three lovely children.
I am just regretful that I am unable to travel to London to see him. I have just recently been discharged from the hospital after having surgery to remove some rather painful cysts from my right Ovary. I'm still not well enough to travel that far and I can't really risk getting caught up in a mob of over zealous fans who don't know how to utilise a bit of self control.

But there is always next time I suppose. Michael will be back again.

So Michael welcome back to England your presence has been missed in our country.
Going by the chaos that's surrounded him since he arrived I think it's safe to say that most are glad to see him back, myself of course being one of them and I hope he has a very pleasant stay.

The one and only true King of pop, rock, soul.....ah to hell with it, simply the King of Entertainment is back. Looking better than ever I must say. He seems to have put a little weight back on, which is good. He's looking absolutely fantastic, happy, healthy, excited about his new project. It also needs to be said that he's looking very sexy too, it's hard to believe that it was only a few weeks ago that he turned 47, he certainly doesn't look it. When I saw the above picture it made me fall in love with him all over again.

Ah well I'll be back soon with more updates until then, be cool.

Notice

2005-09-15T23:03:00.000Z

Hello

I have noticed people leaving comments on my blog for the sole purpose of self promotion. I know this blog is here for me to talk about myself, my life and the people in it. However I do not appreciate people leaving random comments just for shameless advertising. I also do not want lengthly articles that have no relation to the subject of my posts being left in my comments box.

I do not mind people wishing to use my blog as a place to promote things. As long as they first ask me to do so and the subject being promoted has a significant enough connection to the nature of this blog and the things posted within it.
From now on any messages left in my comments box which I feel are disrespectful, acts of free advertising or are detrimental to the style and vision of this blog. I will delete them immediately.

Itsabsolutelyanne is an online journal not a billboard. Please do not misuse my comments box.

Thank you.

To Jayne

2005-09-11T22:14:00.000Z

This post is dedicated to my best friend Jayne. I have had a great time with her this weekend and am tearful that it has had to come to an end. It feels too soon to say goodbye to her. Because of work commitments I only got to spend three of the nine days Jayne was visiting town with her. But we definitely made the most of that time it's been fun and I feel closer to her now than ever. It just really sucks that I wont see her now until November when I go up to visit her.

Jayne thanks for the awesome weekend babes. Can't wait to see you again...bring on November!!

xxxx

Dearest Friend

I live in fear
Of all that was lost
I live in hope
Of all I can gain
I dream of the things that can be
I wish of a time that I can finally be me
I want to have freedom
I long to feel love
Please bring forth these things I'm yearning for
I may sometimes be impulsive
Do things and not think of the consequences
But I'm just trying to find myself

Please don't take this friend away from me
A true companion I thought I had found
I beg for this soul to stay around

I know I'm not perfect and probably shall never be so
Surely I should be accepted for such trivial flaws
I want to feel like I belong
Dear friend of mine that I have embraced
Do you know of the tears I cry when you go away
I miss you before you have even gone
Because I feel a connection that is painfully strong

I'm sorry from the depths of my heart
If I ever did anything deemed negative to you
Dear friend do realise that I didn't mean to

I live in fear
Of all that could be lost
I live in hope
Of all that we could gain
I dream of the things that we can make be
I wish of a time when "you and I" become "we"
I want to give you freedom
I long to feel your love
Please bring forth these things that I'm yearning for
We may sometimes be impulsive and not think of the consequences
But I guess we are just now finding ourselves

You are a friend I wish not to be taken from me
You are my true companion I thought I'd never find
So dear friend of mine that I have embraced
I hope I'm not a disappointment to you
I vision us laughing together in many years to come
Because I've felt a connection so painfully strong

Dearest friend of mine

Written 8th September 2005.

Back Soon!

2005-09-08T00:29:00.001Z

Hello there,

Some of you may be wondering where I've been. No I didn't get abducted and probed by Aliens. I didn't suddenly forget how to turn on a computer. I just got very busy for a while and to be frank, I still am. Since my last post about Michael Jackson's acquittal here is a brief update of what I've been doing:

* Turning 21 (at last)

* Buying shed loads of pink items

* Changing my hair again.....twice

* Started smoking a bit again (Iknow slap wrist and all that)

* Trying to get the courage to get a leg wax.....have so far stuck to conventional shaving and removal cremes (yes I know I'm a wuss right)

* Writing a little, lyrics and a couple poems. One day I may feel brave enough to post some here!

* Shopping, shopping and more shopping. I'm beginning to think I may have an addiction....

* Which brings me to my compulsive need to buy DVD's...again I think I may be addicted

* Hanging out with my peeps..a lot more than usual I actually don't mind this going outside lark at the moment. Seeing as I'm usually such a home body and lately I'm like hardly ever at home unless I'm getting ready to go out or coming home to rest.

* Working hard, I am quite fond of my job. I feel my role is extremely important and I'm so happy to know that my career is up and off the ground at such a young age. If I maintain my current attitude the only way is up. Who doesn't want to be successful anyway right?.....

Well there are some folk who would rather sit on their arse and collect welfare (dole) money from us people who can actually be bothered to get out of bed in the morning. Oh then there is the teenage girls whose main career goal is to get pregnant so they can live off child benefit for the rest of their lives. Which by the way really pisses me off. Some people today just ain't got a friggin clue on how to be a productive and decent member of society.

Anyway... I'm not getting all stroppy now.

The biggest news is that I have been hanging out with Jayne. I was so happy to finally hang out with my new bestest friend in the world. I hope we get the opportunity to meet up more often but with us living so far apart and both having busy lives it's tough to travel. But I'm sure we'll get together when we get the chance.

Shout out to Jayne... girl you rock. I love you and thank you soooo much for my little Playboy Bunny cushion it's the cutest thing ever see you at the party xxxxxx

One other very important thing before I go. My heart goes out to those who suffered in both the London bombings and Hurricane Katrina. My thoughts and prayers are with each and every person involved. Anyone who lost a loved one or was lost. All those who had everything they knew taken away and those who are helping to restore what was. A lot of very bad things have happens over recent months and may God be looking down upon us with better days to come. I feel that the sun must now come out and the dark clouds must pass. I believe in love and peace and it pains me that so many must be needlessly suffering in this world.

God bless you all.

I will update again soon and will also post some new pictures as well.

Love & hugs

Anne xxxx

Innocent Baby!!!!!

2005-06-14T00:21:00.000Z

I haven't written here for a while. But this I feel needs posting about.

Michael Jackson 100% innocent! That's right to all you doubters, those who judged him, dissed him and pretty much ran his name through the mud...time to eat some humble pie and apologise for the slander bitches! Michael Jackson was, is and always will be innocent and now it's friggin official. So to all you haters.....haha you were wrong!! To all those who knew he wasn't guilty, well done to you. I thank you for having an open mind and seeing through the bullshit.

Dearest Michael, it's all over now hunny. Your life is now your own once more. So live, be happy enjoy your complete freedom. You proved to the world once and for all that you are the unstoppable, unbreakable King of Pop, Rock and Soul....I love you!!!!!!

Acquitted and vindicated once the truth is told, the Jury has spoken.....Innocent on ALL charges.

That's all I have to say, now I'm off to gloat!

She's Back

2005-04-30T17:03:00.000Z

Yeah I know!! I haven't updated in quite some time. To anyone who reads this blog I do apologize for this. In all honesty I haven't really done anything this past month but start coming to terms with Mitch Hedberg's death. Also I've been sorting things out for work purposes as well. The past month has been rather dull really *sigh*

The Promo Bit

Anyway, dear loyal readers go to http://www.benadams.uk.com/UK/ and check out the stream of Ben's first solo single "Sorry" you can also view the music video. The single will be out May 30th be sure to pick up a copy!!!

To those based in the UK who read this blog:

Help support Ben and vote for the brand new Sorry video on 'The Box' TV - phone the hotline on 09056 525 111 and select video number 175! You can also vote for the vid on Smash Hits TV - the phone number is 09056 525 333 and the video selection number is 124.

I'll be back soon with some decent updates. Until then be cool, laugh, love and enjoy jamming to Ben Adams single!

Week in Review

2005-04-02T18:27:00.001Z

Monday I went to the Zoo with Sharon, Dave and Josie. It was such a fun day. Going around looking at all the cute (and not so cute) animals. The best part of the day was seeing the baby baboons playing together. The funniest part was seeing a male baboon mount a female and start going at it. I don't know what came over me but I just cracked up laughing. That day we also had a look around the shops in town and I bought a pink playboy bunny keychain with the playboy bunny on one side and a 'M' (for Michael) on the other, which I thought was really cool. Not only that but I finally got round to buying the Janet Jackson Damita Jo album. I've recently decided that I want to redecorate my room with a playboy bunny theme, all pink and fluffy with playboy bunny stuff around the room.

Anyway I'm going off on a tangent here.

After we were finished with shopping and the Zoo. We drove around to find a nice play to have dinner and settled on a place called Jack Rabbit. The poor waitress accidentally spilled our drinks all over the table when bringing them to us which made our table the centre of attention. The waitress was so embarrassed bless her, but mistakes happen. Then we went back to Sharon's house and I helped Josie get set up with the Mary-Kate and Ashley fanclub which she was really excited about. Had a good laugh round Sharon's then Mum came round when she finished work and we all hung out for a while then Mum and me went home.

Tuesday I had more traveling to do as I was going to the presentation day for the company I mentioned in an earlier post. I left feeling slightly uneasy to tell the truth and wasn't really feeling too great that day. I felt really sick in the car on the way home and slept for the rest of the journey. When I got home had a quick bite to eat then if was off round to Sharon's house for the evening again, another fun night followed.

Wednesday I was really tired and just spent most of the day resting, until mum got home and the we popped out to do some food shopping. I was in a really shitty mood and didn't really know why. Mum said it was my hormones which just made me even more moody.

Thursday I dyed my hair because my roots were starting to get quite bad and I thought it looked tacky. I wasn't actually planning on dying my hair on Thursday. But I was telling Mum that I needed it doing and just by chance she brought a box of colorant home with her on Thursday evening and after dinner I did my hair. It's slightly lighter than it was before, but I'm glad of that. But even with my 'new' hair my mood still hadn't improved from the day before and I was starting to feel a bit ill, and my back was absolutely killing me. Later that evening when I starting riding the crimson wave I realised why. For some reason I never know when it's coming but my Mum does.
Anyhow, yesterday I had to get up early to phone Mum in sick because she got ill in the night and kept throwing up. So after calling her in sick and seeing if she was up to having a cup of coffee with me she went off back to bed and stayed there for most of the afternoon.

Weeks highlights:
* Going to the Zoo
* Seeing the Baboons having sex
* Hanging out with Sharon Dave & Josie
* Dying my hair
* Watching The Ring (again)
* Deciding on the Playboy theme for my bedroom

Low points of the week:
* Having a crap afternoon on Tuesday
* Having the painters in (ahem)
* Both Mum and myself not feeling well
* The Judge in the Michael Jackson case allowing previous "bad" acts in (Stupid friggin Sneddon and his weak, bogus case...asshole!)
* Discovering my favourite comedian has sadly passed away

Note to Mitch:
Mitch Hedberg was a comic genius who always made me laugh. His comedy style was one of a kind. Though I didn't know him or ever meet him I was very upset when I heard he'd died on March 30th of apparent heart failure. Rest in peace to a noble man who just wanted to make people laugh, I love you x-x-x

Anyway thats all for now, see ya!

Not From Around Here Are Ya Girl!

2005-03-23T06:56:00.001Z

Hello there!

I will begin this entry by informing the readers that I am on day 6 in my attempt to quit smoking. It's sure not been easy in fact it's been like torture. I am sat here having my morning coffee (I'm trying to get a normal routine going. As in waking up in the morning rather than just going to bed...this hasn't been easy either)
Anyway, I'd usually be having a cigarette with my first coffee of the day. The two would go hand in hand, like Romeo & Juliet, French & Saunders, Atkins & Heart Disease...you got the picture right? But now I sit here feeling as if there is something missing, I know what it is and long to just light up and try quitting some other time, but there is no time like the present...and so the torture continues.

I got a letter the other day inviting me to a presentation day for a company I'm trying to get a job at. I emailed their head office manager of human resources with a killer covering letter and my CV and hit the send button. I didn't hear anything back from them and just assumed the email hadn't been read or that they simply hadn't been interested. But then out of the blue, when I'd forgotten all about it, a letter drops through my letterbox.

'I'm pleased to inform you that your application was successful' it began. The first thing I did was tell my Mother who was over the moon and she agreed to drive me up to where the presentation day is next week. I had to call them to RSVP which I did yesterday morning and am looking forward to Tuesday, I've been told it will be a mostly fun day.

On Sunday I woke early and decided that I for once wanted to get out of the house. So after watching some early morning Sunday television and popping a tape in the VCR to record the omnibus edition of Hollyoaks. I got ready and Mum and I went out for the day. We began by heading into the town centre and looking around a few shops. I went into the O2 shop to check if my mobile phone upgrade is available yet. They told me that it was. But the lady was kind enough to inform me I'd be better off waiting until next month before signing a new contract as there will be a new range of handsets being launched. Then I went into Blue Banana and bought some new body jewellery for my nipple and tongue piercings.
Mum and I decided to get on the road and head out of town for the remainder of the day. So we drove up to Exeter had a look around there, at which point my stupid back which has been playing me up for the past year decided to start giving me hassle. I'm not sure if it was the pain of the lack of nicotine in my body or both, but I found myself slip into a bad mood. So after grabbing a bite to eat Mum and I decided to head back home. In the car I took some painkillers, nice strong ones and as we hit the motorway Mum decided we would stop off at Newton Abbot on the way back. I said that would be ok as long as my painkillers had took hold by the time we got there.

Fast Forward to us pulling into the Trago Mills parking lot and me feeling ever so slightly doped up from the pain medication, however feeling in no less discomfort. I then spent the next (don't know how long maybe 45 minutes) slowly walking around Trago feeling like the living dead. When we got home the first thing I did was take some more painkillers and then rest for a little while. Later in the evening we had a lovely dinner that Mum made, it was roasted veg and lamb shanks with homemade minted gravy (excuse me while my mouth waters) My Mothers cooking is the best in the world, she's a chef and her cooking is responsible for winning the restaurant she works in some awards.

I had a bit of a falling out with people online on Monday. As the world knows Michael Jackson was a few minutes late arriving to court again, due to ill health. Some fans were making out like it was perfectly OK for him to show up late to court and hold up his trial, of course I disagreed with them on the matter. As I think he should try and pull himself together manage his timekeeping better as to not piss off the judge again. At least that way rather than the trial being suspended every time he's under the weather (like some fans want) Things will continue to move ahead and Michael, once vindicated, can get his life back sooner. I really can't understand the logic of his fans sometimes, it's like they expect him to get special treatment and want people who think of him as anything less that 100% perfect to be strung up! I love Michael with my whole heart and it pains me to see him suffer. But the knowledge that it is this trial causing the most part of that suffering puts me in the mindset for this trial to be over and done with as soon as possible. Having the trial suspended isn't going to help him, not one bit. It's just going to prolong his agony even further...some don't seem to quite 'get' it.

*rant over*

Anyway here we are, Wednesday morning. I'm watching the rubbish they show on abc,1. Just really dumb US sitcoms that aren't actually funny. But at this time of the morning when the brain isn't fully functional yet, it's at least slightly entertaining. America's Next Top Model is on later on at 10pm, love that show. The girls can get so bitchy and that of course is when the fun starts!

That's all from me for now.... take care

Happy Birthday Mum!!!

2005-03-18T00:20:00.001Z

Well it's past midnight so that means it's officially my Mother's birthday.

So I want to take this opportunity to wish her a very happy birthday.

Have a cracking day Mum....I love you will all my heart

From your daughter Aniyah xxxxx

An Update From Aniyah

2005-03-17T09:28:00.001Z

Hi everyone,
Well it's early in the morning, no I have not just woken up (you know me better than that!) I have yet to go to bed. I pulled yet another all nighter and spent most of it chatting to friends online. I just took a bath and made some coffee so even though I've had no sleep I feel fresh and alert.
I'm sat here listening to iRadio Chicago Comedy as I write this..some funny stuff on there.
Anyway I said that I would give the thumbs up or down the other day when I was going to watch Bridget Jones and Garfield, so......
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason - This movie gets the thumbs up! Really enjoyed it...
Garfield The Movie - This movie gets the thumbs up too. Though it wasn't a very long movie (only about 1 hour 10 minutes) it was funny and so cute. Reminded me of my childhood love of the cartoon and comic strips.
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I am happy to say that things continue to go well for Michael Jackson in his trial. Although as the whole world knows by now there was a bit of a set back last Thursday due to his late arrival. Things quickly got back on track and the defense are doing a cracking job of clearing his name of these false and ridiculous charges.
I gotta give lead defense Tom Mesereau Jr a shout out here as he's the greatest!
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I'm really happy right now because I've just discovered this morning that Ben Adams will be releasing a solo single in May (apparently) the track name is as far as I know going to be 'Sorry'. Ben Adams is one of the four members of a band I've loved since I was 13 years old called A1. The other three members are Mark Read, Christian Ingebritsen and Paul Marazzi. I'm just really stoked that after all this time of missing them, Ben is coming back with some solo stuff. Hopefully I'll soon hear more of the other band members too. Or in an ideal world there will be a reunion (Oh I can dream can't I lol)
For those of you who don't know who A1 are here is a picture of them...

Anyway I believe thats all for now, but I'll be back soon with the latest so stay tuned!

Another Sleepless Night..

2005-03-12T11:26:00.001Z

I did it again...had another sleepless night that will require me today having to keep sucking back the caffeine to stay awake. Why I do it I do not know, I must be crazy.
Well not crazy as such, but I just love the night..it's such a beautiful time. Though I will say the TV entertainment dries up at around 4am.

I plan on finally seeing Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason today as well as Garfield: The Movie. So thats something to keep me amused for a few hours. I shall of course give the thumbs up or down a bit later. But in the mean time this sleepless girl needs more coffee.

Bye for now!

The Michael Jackson Bit..

2005-03-07T04:00:00.000Z

Seeing as week 2 in the Michael Jackson trial is about to start. I just thought I would take this opportunity to wish him the best of luck for the next few days and all the days to come.
Although Michael will never read this blog I just wanted to publicly express that I am behind him one hundred and ten percent and always will be....go get 'em Michael, I love you hun!

A dream kept alive...

2005-03-06T23:22:00.000Z

Well today I have had the pleasure of bonding with a fellow Michael Jackson fan named Andrew (the same Andrew my previous post is a response to) He, like me is a member of MJNI and although we've not really spoken in the past, we seemed to have our own opinions on blogs. I felt at the time that blogs weren't for me. But in the end gave into the idea of starting this one. After reading my few posts Andrew decided to get in touch and it seemed we are both moved by a certain song by Freiheit called 'Keeping The Dream Alive' It seems that he liked the fact I had a line of the songs lyrics in my signature on the forum. What followed was back and forth Private Messages and I must say I have been moved by some comments he has made about me on his own personal blog the address to which is www.t-e-g.co.uk so anyone reading this place check it out.

Andrew, I am glad you decided to get in touch with me and I hope to of made a new friend in you. In honour of this I have decided to post the full lyrics to the song that sparked this venture into a new friendship.

Keeping The Dream Alive

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Tonight the rain is falling
Full of memories of people and places
And while the past is calling
In my fantasy I remember their faces
The hopes we had were much too high
Way out of reach but we have to try
The game will never be over
Because we're keeping the dream alive
I hear myself recalling
Things you said to me
The night it all started
And still the rain is falling
Makes me feel the way
I felt when we parted
The hopes we had were much too high
Way out of reach but we have to try
No need to hide no need to run
'Cause all the answers come one by one
The game will never be over
Because we're keeping the dream alive
I need you
I love you
The game will never be over
Because we're keeping the dream alive
The hopes we had were much too high
Way out of reach but we have to try
No need to hide no need to run
'Cause all the answers come one by one
The hopes we had were much too high
Way out of reach but we have to try
No need to hide no need to run
'Cause all the answers come one by one
The game will never be over
Because we're keeping the dream alive
The game will never be over
Because we're keeping the dream alive
The game will never be over

In response to Andrew.

2005-03-06T16:57:00.000Z

Thanks for leaving a comment.

I didn't exactly say I dislike blogs. I just felt at the time that I didn't feel all that comfortable with publishing private things on the internet. However I've realised that blogs can be sort of fun and a way to vent your views and opinions of certain issues (for example I have been expressing my support for Michael Jackson and standing by my belief in his innocence)
I've realised that I don't have to publish the really personal stuff or anything I don't feel comfortable with having the world be able to log onto the net and know all my business.

So here I am with a blog and right now I really am going to try to maintain it and keep it up to date.

Thanks again for dropping by.

Random Updates....

2005-03-06T03:39:00.001Z

Well haven't written here all week, been a bit distracted really.

Why?

Well I'm currently on the hunt for a new job. I went to an interview last week and got the job, but on the first day of training I realised the job was so not right for me and never went back again.

so my hunt continues...

Um.. Mum took me out to lunch the other day at one of my favourite places. Then we went shopping afterwards. Didn't really get anything just looked around. Then after that we went on a bit of a road trip because mum wanted to go and see some snow as we haven't really had any in our neck of the woods. After that we went round to a friends house for the evening. Then took another drive and then finally got back home at around 1am.

I've been glued to the net and the TV this week with it being the first week in the Michael Jackson trial and I must say even though we're only in week one things have gone extremely well for him in court this week. Seems like that lying scum bag family don't have a leg to stand on. If anything that psycho of a mother should be thrown in jail...she's a deluded, twisted, freak to put her children through all that she does for financial gain. So Janet Arviso...or Janet Jackson as you like to call yourself now (excuse me while I gag!)...go burn in hell!!

Obviously as you can probably tell already I think Michael is 100% innocent and am confident he will be fully acquitted.

Look at this man, he is good, loving, gentle, charming, generous and wonderful to say the very least. I love him not to mention the fact I think he's drop dead gorgeous.

Anyway moving on from the subject of Michael Jackson. I finally got round to watching i-Robot this week and it's a brilliant movie. It's jam packed with action. But it also has such a heart warming side to the story. It made me laugh and cry in equal measure. I think it gives insight into how destructive and corrupt we an humans can be. We are living in a world where most things are done by machines. What if one day there is such a thing as a robotic revolution. With us building machines that are made to act like humans.

Anyway it's really late and it's Mother's Day today (Sunday) and that means I must pamper my lovely mum whenever I get the chance. I love my Mother more than anything, she means the world to me she really does. She is so kind, funny, intelligent not to mention the fact that she's beautiful and doesn't look her age at all (not that shes old or anything)

Anyway thats it for now. This was just a random updates post to get this blog back in check after neglecting it for a week.

I'll leave you with this simple message to think about though.

Bye!

More shopping and other things.

2005-02-25T23:38:00.001Z

Well, after chilling out online earlier for a bit and watching a little TV. My mother and I went out shopping again.
She said she wanted to get me a present so she got me these...gorgeous aren't they!!!

A ring mum bought me:

And a broach:

When we got home we had Chinese food for dinner and then I watched the Simpsons and the Friends double bill on E4. Mum bought a foot spa today as well so we thought we'd have a go at that...soooo relaxing.
After watching Colin & Justin's: How Not To Decorate. I went and put the Scissor Sisters album on and did my mum's hair for her. I gave her a nice hair cut and coloured her hair for her as I felt like pampering her a bit. Her hair looks really nice and mum told me she loves it....glad of that.
Now got Jack Dee's Happy Hour on TV. What I find funny is that it's not exactly happy because Jack Dee is always putting on this moody attitude and it's not on for an hour either.

Anyway I've had a few drinks now and I think I'm in the wrong frame of mind to be writing an entry, as you can probably tell by the Jack Dee comments.

Much love,
Aniyah

Sooooo.....

2005-02-25T15:06:00.000Z

Well I got up early this morning so I could get myself ready for an interview I had at 11:30. My mother was good enough to take me there, so I wouldn't have to try and find the place myself as I'm crap at finding places I've never been before.
The interview went well and I begin a training course on Tuesday. After that mother and I went and did a spot of shopping and got a few little bits and bobs and then I took her to lunch. After than we went and did a little more shopping then headed home.
I bought the Lionel Richie & The Commodores Definitive Collection today so I've been listening to that (I give it a total thumbs up by the way I suggest everyone go out and get a copy)

Ah Well just sat online chilling out a bit at the moment then I think I'll go clear up a bit and have some dinner.
It's been a rather positive day really. Well until I got home and saw some rubbish on the internet.

*Start rant

Some pathetic woman and her family are suing Michael Jackson because their mother-in-law died in hospital while he was there being treated as well. How they can blame him for her popping her clogs after having a heart attack I don't know. I think those people are scum trying to profit off of others misfortune and I hope they burn in hell to be perfectly honest.

*End rant

Well I'm off for now....later!

Buzzin'

2005-02-24T19:00:00.001Z

Friggin hell, I have had way too much caffeine today in a bid to help stay awake. Wanna know just how much? Lets just say if I was a man I'd be buzzing my nuts off right about now!!

Scissor Sisters....

2005-02-24T12:02:00.000Z

Well I dug out my Scissor Sisters album the other day so my mum could have a listen. I've now rediscovered their brilliance. I am so feeling their album again and really don't think there is a single bad track on the whole album.

So been listening to them to help keep me alert since I earlier decided that strong coffee was a better option than sleep. I might regret that tonight though as I have to go out. So it's going to be a long day trying to stay focused enough not to fall asleep.

As a little side note though. Daytime television friggin sucks!

The beginning of everything else...

2005-02-23T15:42:00.001Z

OK...so this is my very first post on my Blog.
It's 7:30am or roundabouts and the date is 24/02/2005

I'm sat here pretty much just staring at the screen of my laptop and every so often looking over to the TV. I've not been to bed yet and am debating whether to just go make a strong cup of coffee and just stay up. Or go crash out and get a little sleep before I continue with the day. See what difficult decisions I have to make, bet you're glad you aren't me eh? Anyhoo.. With this being my first entry I'm not really sure of what to say (to point out the obvious) I'm wondering about whats going to happen for the rest of the week in the Michael Jackson case. He's been looking real sharp and totally confident at his court appearances. Every bit the man who knows he's innocent.
Got the latest issue of Glamour magazine resting on the arm of the sofa. Open to a feature about men and their sex diaries..interesting. I very much doubt I'll be discussing any of my sexcapades on this diary though....Ah well I'm off to work out how to use some photo publishing software I'm such a dumbass when it comes to that sort of thing.

More to come and I promise at least some of it will be interesting.